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With James' training seemingly going nowhere, Darnell suggests that James should prepare in other ways for prison, and takes him to a gay hookup spot to teach James how to perform oral sex in prison. James can't go through with it and instead tells Darnell that he will keep going and do whatever it takes in order to "get hard". James soon after begins to work out harder and faster, makes shivs, learns "keistering" (smuggling contraband in the anus), and seems to be making progress. Darnell simulates a prison riot with help from James' domestic staff. In the chaos, James gets a shiv stuck in his head, after which, Darnell brings James to his home for Rita to treat it. James has dinner with Darnell's family and listens to the tale of how he ended up in prison, which is actually just a retelling of the movie Boyz n the Hood.

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When millionaire hedge fund manager James (Will Ferrell) is nailed for fraud and bound for a stretch in San Quentin, the judge gives him 30 days to get his affairs in order. Desperate, he turns to Darnell (Kevin Hart) to prep him for a life behind bars. But despite James\u2019 one-percenter assumptions, Darnell is a hard-working small business owner who has never received a parking ticket, let alone been to prison.

I hate the loud and vulgar comedies like this, because they're rarely funny. There's no resemblance of intelligence or wit, it's just sex jokes, swearing, and/or something trying so hard to be rude. You're not funny, you're obnoxious.

Parents need to know that the "hard R" Will Ferrell/Kevin Hart comedy Get Hard, while absolutely crude and over the top, seems to want to give viewers the chance to question their own biases. But it does so by relying on lots of existing stereotypes based on race, gender, and sexual preference (the gang-banger, the materialistic Daddy's girl, etc.), which detracts from its effectiveness. Expect some violence (shooting, fighting, an all-out brawl) played for laughs, shock-value nudity (including a brief flash of a penis), other sexy scenes (lingerie, twerking, implied oral sex), lots of swearing ("f--k," the "N" word, and more), drinking, and pot use.

Hedge fund whiz James (Will Ferrell) is at the top of his game: In one workday, he'll make more than $20 million for his company's founder, Martin (Craig T. Nelson), who also happens to be the father of James' fiancée (Alison Brie). But when the FBI arrests James for supposed embezzlement and fraud -- accusations he vociferously denies -- he has just 30 days to "get hard," i.e. toughen up before he's sent to San Quentin. Enter Darnell (Kevin Hart), the proprietor of the car wash in the parking structure where James leaves his car. Darnell needs $30,000 for a down payment on a house in a safer Los Angeles neighborhood so he can stop worrying about his daughter's safety, so he presents himself as the best "prison coach" for James ... little does James know that his mentor isn't working as hard as he promises to keep James out of jail. Besides, if James didn't misappropriate the funds, who did?

Good satire has wit and heft, and isn't afraid to poke fun not just at the establishment but also at unexpected targets; the latter half is where GET HARD comes up short. While it deftly roasts mega-wealthy Wall Street types who don't deign to look at (or even remember the names of) the people who work for them, it doesn't push the envelope far enough -- or come up with refreshingly irreverent ways to do so. (That the "help" would be happy to turn the tables on their condescending boss is hardly a surprise.)

"If you just read a log line of what this is, it's very easy to turn this into a trainwreck," T.I. said of the comedy from director Etan Cohen. "But I feel like when you have the right pieces in place, and your execution is appropriate, then you go from being cliché-ish to being the exception. And I think that we've all worked hard and contributed our efforts and energy to become the exception."

The sexual response cycle is a complex system. To get and keep an erection, your hormones, nerves, blood vessels, brain and emotions all need to cooperate (3). Throw a wrench into any of those systems and you might not be able to get as hard as you want, whenever you want.

Some chronic conditions (4) that affect your nerves and blood vessels can make it hard to get and maintain an erection. Treating the underlying condition can often improve erectile function, so if you suspect one of these conditions might be messing with your erections, talk to your doctor:

Depression and anxiety can make it difficult to get and maintain an erection because a low mood can throw the neurotransmitters that trigger an erection to become imbalanced. As a result, you may be less interested in sex, or struggle to get hard. Some research has found that almost a quarter of men (5) with ED also suffer from depression, anxiety, or both.

Earwax that picks up a lot of debris or sits in the ear canal for a long time can get hard and dry, so it's more likely to cause a blockage. Conditions that produce a lot of dry, flaking skin, like eczema, can also result in hard earwax. And with age, the glandular secretions change consistency, so they don't travel as easily through the ear canal.

Hard inquiries serve as a timeline of when you have applied for new credit and may stay on your credit report for two years, although they typically only affect your credit scores for one year. Depending on your unique credit history, hard inquiries could indicate different things to different lenders.

You can get hard drive and partitions information using the Powershell cmdlets of the Storage module. A list of all cmdlets of the Storage module can be obtained by running the Windows PowerShell console and running the command:

Ever try to scoop a cup full of brown sugar, only to find out it's basically a rock? It's probably one of the most frustrating experiences when it comes to the kitchen. Why does brown sugar get hard? Is it just for my own personal annoyance, or is there a function to this hardening?

Brown sugar hardens together once it has been exposed to air because it is coated in molasses. Molasses is a thick, brown syrup that is obtained while refining sugar, and, according to The Kitchn, "when the sugar is fresh, (the molasses) makes the sugar crystals slip easily over each other and the brown sugar as a while is soft and malleable."

However, once exposed to air, the moisture that coats the molasses evaporates and allows the sugar granules to stick together. When the molasses dries out, the brown sugar hardens and turns into a solid piece of sugar.

Don't fall victim to asking yourself, "why does brown sugar get hard," and prevent it before it happens by sticking it in an airtight jar before using. So, when the next time you want to bake or treat yourself to a tipsy ice cream, you can do so with ease.

The best way to make easy-peel hard-boiled eggs (or soft-boiled eggs!) starts well before you get to the peeling. It begins with the eggs you choose, how you cook them, and how to treat them once your timer (yes, you must set a timer) dings. For eggs with cooked yolks set to your liking and pearly, smooth, unblemished exteriors, follow our favorite cooking method, outlined here:

Another effective solution for difficult stains is to use a hard water stain removal solution. While these solutions are often not 100% natural, they are very effective when it comes to removing stubborn hard water stains and spots.

From the Windows NT-based (Windows XP and 7 specifically) command prompt, how can I get the serial number of a hard drive as a variable? The one I'm looking at is the serial number of the physical hard disk drive

Brush hardness is usually due to incorrect acrylic technique and/or poor brush cleaning. The brush hardens when acrylic is left to dry inside the bristles, sticking them together. A hard brush makes it difficult to place and smooth beads of acrylic, often leaving you with bumpy, uneven nails.

For formerly incarcerated people, the ability to find employment has only become harder over the last year. The COVID-19 pandemic has caused unemployment in the U.S. to skyrocket to levels not seen since 1948, when jobless data collection began. At the peak in April 2020, unemployment hit nearly 15 percent, which translates to one in seven workers in America facing joblessness.

A mental health professional can help you sort out your feelings and develop coping strategies. They can also become a safe space where you feel supported while working on an actionable plan to get through hard times.

There are also injections you can get to help you stay or get hard that use a chemical called alprostadil. These injections can be trickier to use but avoid some of the effects that PDE-5 inhibitors have on other parts of your body because alprostadil is injected directly into your penis.

Whatever the case may be, you need to talk with your partner and have an honest talk about your feelings. You and your partner could discuss options on how to spice things up in the bedroom. This can resolve your issues on how to get a harder boner and how it can affect you.

A diet that reduces the risk of heart disease may help you get harder erections and keep your body healthy at the same time. Try eating fruits that are high in antioxidants like blueberries. Leafy vegetables like spinach are known to increase testosterone. Oatmeal improves the blood circulation in your body. Consider taking supplements that raise your production of nitric oxide.

Most hard money lenders expect interest-only payments monthly while the loan is outstanding, but some may allow the interest to accrue and not require it to be paid until the flip is complete. It might be worth asking your lender if you can wait to pay the loan interest until after you sell.

With little time left and even less improvement, Darnell figures that James has to learn how to perform oral sex in prison. They go to a gay hook-up spot for James to find a man to suck off. He can't go through with it and tells Darnell (in front of the other curious and interested gay men) that he will keep going and do whatever it takes to get hard. They leave as the men applaud them. 041b061a72